Simpsons Recipes

In honour of the Simpsons movie I though I would post some "Simpsons Recipes"

Milhouse's Vaseline on Toast - Lisa's Date with Destiny
Ingredients:
2 slices of bread
3 tbsp. of vaseline
instructions:
toast the bread to desired darkness
spread vaseline evenly on each piece of toast makes 2 servings

Ned's "Nachos Flanders Style" - Homer loves Flanders
ingredients:
3 sliced cucumbers
1 cup cottage cheese
instructions:
spread cottage cheese on ONE SIDE of each cucumber slice and place on a serving tray makes approx. 24 servings

Ned's "Key to looking young" anytime Snack - Viva Ned Flanders
ingredients:
2 slices of white bread
1 glass of water on the side
instructions:
dip the bread in the water as you eat your way to keeping your youthful looks makes 1 serving

Patty and Selma's Tongue Sandwich -Homer Alone
ingredients:
2 slices of bread
1 tongue
instructions:
place the tongue matter between the two pieces of bread makes 1 repulsive serving

Marge's Patented Happy Cracker Snack Platter - Homer's Phobia
ingredients:
1 dozen Ritz crackers
1 can Cheese Whiz
1 jar of olives
1 jar of pimentos
instructions:
place crackers on a serving tray
use olives as happy face eyes
use pimentos as happy face noses
create smiley mouths with spray cheese makes 12 servings